“Ah, Halloween. The one time of year we can be anybody but ourselves. Incidentally, it’s also the one time of year it is completely socially acceptable to dress up your dog in the finest, cutest outfit you can find. But let’s face it, while Princess Puppy and Jack Russell O’ Lantern are sure to be a hit, there’s nothing more adorable than a pooch parading around—somewhat confused—as another animal entirely.”